Screw Flea's father in law...I just met Dee Snider. Needless to say he's pretty badass...

...many elephants lurking in sweet stairwells alone...monkeys eat licorice in sticky sheets always...my ears look interesting sometimes so adapt...meticulous eels like itchy snakes slithering along...mighty elk leap inside sketchy situations automatically...matching emu's like incense sniffing so abundantly...most eggs lather in silky swans' abdomens...markers etch lines into strong sturdy alpines...murders embark ladies into small stuffy apartments...mammoths echo loudly in silent sultry altitudes...movable eels lick insects so strangely awkward...mice eat lemons in stiff soda aluminum...making everyone listen in school seems annoying...marines earn living in strict social arenas...men embarking lively in studios seem accepting...mongrels execute lice inside some schoolgirls acquaintance...

Questions I'd pay to never hear again

- What is a buffalo burger? Is it buffalo meat?
- What time do they open the park?
- Do you have a pool?
- Can you get internet from the room?
- Where's the best place to eat?
- Can you do half one kind of pizza and half another kind?
- How do you turn on the fireplace?
- Do you have air conditioning?
- What's the code to the internet room?
- Where are the best places to go in the park?
- What's the weather going to be like this week?
- Is there a medical clinic?
- What are you going to school for?

thinGs i loVe...reaLLy

...biG dogs with strAit hair...PINEAPPLE...laying out...coconut...my parents...Pink...disney movies...goood music...earriNgs...BriGht fingernail polish...chaPstick...biRds...the song Circle of Life...hugging a piLLow against my body wHen i sLeep...walks...waKing up and haVing a text message...suNsets...when the cRows eat the garbaGe...bRushing my teeTh...my Moles...the nUmber 3...souR patch Kids...piCtures...heat liGhteniNg...opeNing beers...running errands during work...swiNging...peaNut butter

some restaurant experiences...

There is nothing quite like working in a restaurant, it's really nothing you can even imagine until you've done it yourself. I'm not going to say that I'm the best waitress in the world, but I don't by any means think I am bad at it either. I've never personally had a bad waitress, but I do know how you could be awful at it. Anyway, I thought I would share a few of my funny restaurant experiences just to give you all a better idea of what it entails...
- One lady ordered a pizza to go at Wild West. I gave her the credit card receipt and she literally left me a one cent tip on it. What the heck. I would have MUCH rather had nothing! I don't expect a tip on a to go order (although I do often get them and they are of course much appreciated), and I would rather have nothing than that one cent. That's seriously just more of a hassel. It was kinda hilarious.
- One time a very nice older Mexican couple asked to take a picture of me. They said they were going to show it to their family in Mexico. They couldn't speak english but they had a middle-aged man with them who was explaining all of this to me as their camera was aiming at my direction. They left their phone numbers and addresses for me in case I ever go there. It's still in my wallet :)
- An older man asked me if I wanted to try his beer. He was literally holding out his glass for me until one of the guys with him said "oh leave her alone..." ha! I loved him.
- I had a lady once ask me if we had any other food OTHER than what was on the menu.....seriously. I just wanted to say "Yeah we just have a big storage back here of tons of food we don't tell our customers about...its top secret." Idiot.
- This one is kind of embarrassing, but it was first night at Wild West, and we were way busy. I wasn't used to everything yet and I was running around like crazy cuz one of the food tickets got lost so I was trying to figure that out. So I was serving a table with a bunch of kids and I brought out half their drinks and forgot about the other half until they got their food. So finally the lady pays and she writes a note on the receipt saying, "Tip is for the bussers ONLY. Waitress consider finding a new occupation." If I wrote down everything I wanted to say to this woman it would make a novel.

Well that's just a few examples of what you are likely to experience in the serving occupation. The adventures are endless...

claim to fame

So I was working at Old Town a few days ago, when this old gentleman comes in. He seemed nice enough, and he was wearing a Red Hot Chili Peppers shirt so I decided that was a good enough reason to offer him my service. He sat down and I said, "I like your shirt". And he then went on to tell me that he is Flea's father in law. Who knew?! He showed me pictures of his (Flea's) daughter and wife, who is a supermodel. I thought it was ironic. I told him he should hook me up with tickets or something, he said sure but accidentally forgot to get my number. Silly man.

Well, things just never really turn out how you plan. For instance, I got another job. Turns out they had to cut my hours at the cafe I work at in the mornings, so I now have a third job at Wild West Pizzeria. But, it is SO much fun. I love it there. So my schedule is currently as follows:

Sun- work 4-12 am hibernation station
Mon- work 4-12 am hibernation station
Tue- work 5-12 am hibernation station
Wed-work 12-5 pm wild west
Thurs- work 12-5 pm wild west
Fri- work 7-3 pm/4-12 am old town/hibernation station
Sat- work 7-3 pm/4-12 am old town/hibernation station

Oh, and whenever anyone decides to call me in, which is turning out to be usually sunday or tuesday mornings :) soooo funnnnnn.